Krazy Kave is an unknown unpopular and secret creepy jail inside a giant cave on a far away island in the middle of the ocean with no boats to exit but a lot of internet connection. Inside that creepy giant jail, many crazy uncontrolled who-knows-what-or-who-they-are living creatures lurk in sorted jail cages, guarded by turned-crazy freaked-out jail guards.
Krazy Kave, created in somewhere in or near the year 1976 by the empire of tissues and the secret agency for seven, holds many, many villain adults and small children of the insane and unknown, creating sinister, rare plans that only smart but weird villains could make, with a bunch of odd friends and family members up for the challenges and danger of the plans. Most of their plans include the rules of silence, attacking, and seriously staring at others while vigorously biting a hamburger at McDonald's. Many do not understand those words so this is easier to understand: Most of the things at Krazy Kave plan secret and mad plans that include the escape, escaping the small cage of theirs and into the outside world where light glows and darkness is rarely ever found. They escape into the seas and use the half-animals to get across the ocean and many obstacles to land.
The half-animals are half-animal and half-human. They could be half-human and half almost any animal, or half-mermaid or half-unicorn or half-dragon. The half-birds are mostly used for hang-gliding if there is a great breeze, the half-dragons are used to fight off others competing, and the half-fish or half-dolphin or half-whale or half-shark, actually any sea animal, is used to swim to land, only catching a breath for a second or so before the start swimming again.
Although the evil that lurks in Krazy Kave is insane, they are smart and are full on knowledge from eavesdropping on guards. Well, what do they do when they finally get onto land? Not cheer or celebrate, because they know it'll waste their time to do the plans. They use a half-horse to run to a town, small or big, holding at least one thousand people. They then torture any people they can get their hands on, children or adult, with their craziness, spreading madness all over their bodies and creating them into one of them, and make them help spread that madness bug to every city and every centimeter of the world, and making the whole world fight against the good and create the bad. But those are only the mentally defective part of the whole Krazy Kave. The other part, physically defective, are actually like normal people.
Reported from cherry_lama123, a username for chatting to the Krazy Kave World Reports Center, also known as guard 163 and spy 1023 of Krazy Kave, the cages fifty to seventy-nine are filled with families and friends of physically defective people, in doll form. There are miniature plastic-like gnome-like dolls, with cool hairdos and tiny outfits like swimwear, casual, fancy, and sleepwear. Some of them are like soft cotton homemade dolls, with giant pop-out like eyes and cartoon like features, and stuck-on-like clothes. One of the best known dolls are Mr. Jolly, Cat, Smiley and Justine Beanie A. Doll. Those dolls and other of the physical defective people or dolls or something, like the half-animals, compete in serious competitions every week, including swimming, racing, and fighting for the half-animals, and stuffing, making, and designing pillows and dolls for the dolls.
Well that isn't what you were supposed to learn about Krazy Kave, and so here's what this news article is supposed to tell you: Krazy Kave's mentally defective people escaped and are planning to destroy the world! All of the world is in danger, and many are already swimming to the four corners of the world and are fighting many innocent people as we speak! Hide in your closets and you'll be safe, because many of the mentally defective people are afraid of clothes and closets. 'Hope the world will be safe in a couple of weeks from now. Be safe!
Jolly Deer--macaroni_441@krazykave.com
THE END
Krazy Kave, created in somewhere in or near the year 1976 by the empire of tissues and the secret agency for seven, holds many, many villain adults and small children of the insane and unknown, creating sinister, rare plans that only smart but weird villains could make, with a bunch of odd friends and family members up for the challenges and danger of the plans. Most of their plans include the rules of silence, attacking, and seriously staring at others while vigorously biting a hamburger at McDonald's. Many do not understand those words so this is easier to understand: Most of the things at Krazy Kave plan secret and mad plans that include the escape, escaping the small cage of theirs and into the outside world where light glows and darkness is rarely ever found. They escape into the seas and use the half-animals to get across the ocean and many obstacles to land.
The half-animals are half-animal and half-human. They could be half-human and half almost any animal, or half-mermaid or half-unicorn or half-dragon. The half-birds are mostly used for hang-gliding if there is a great breeze, the half-dragons are used to fight off others competing, and the half-fish or half-dolphin or half-whale or half-shark, actually any sea animal, is used to swim to land, only catching a breath for a second or so before the start swimming again.
Although the evil that lurks in Krazy Kave is insane, they are smart and are full on knowledge from eavesdropping on guards. Well, what do they do when they finally get onto land? Not cheer or celebrate, because they know it'll waste their time to do the plans. They use a half-horse to run to a town, small or big, holding at least one thousand people. They then torture any people they can get their hands on, children or adult, with their craziness, spreading madness all over their bodies and creating them into one of them, and make them help spread that madness bug to every city and every centimeter of the world, and making the whole world fight against the good and create the bad. But those are only the mentally defective part of the whole Krazy Kave. The other part, physically defective, are actually like normal people.
Reported from cherry_lama123, a username for chatting to the Krazy Kave World Reports Center, also known as guard 163 and spy 1023 of Krazy Kave, the cages fifty to seventy-nine are filled with families and friends of physically defective people, in doll form. There are miniature plastic-like gnome-like dolls, with cool hairdos and tiny outfits like swimwear, casual, fancy, and sleepwear. Some of them are like soft cotton homemade dolls, with giant pop-out like eyes and cartoon like features, and stuck-on-like clothes. One of the best known dolls are Mr. Jolly, Cat, Smiley and Justine Beanie A. Doll. Those dolls and other of the physical defective people or dolls or something, like the half-animals, compete in serious competitions every week, including swimming, racing, and fighting for the half-animals, and stuffing, making, and designing pillows and dolls for the dolls.
Well that isn't what you were supposed to learn about Krazy Kave, and so here's what this news article is supposed to tell you: Krazy Kave's mentally defective people escaped and are planning to destroy the world! All of the world is in danger, and many are already swimming to the four corners of the world and are fighting many innocent people as we speak! Hide in your closets and you'll be safe, because many of the mentally defective people are afraid of clothes and closets. 'Hope the world will be safe in a couple of weeks from now. Be safe!
Jolly Deer--macaroni_441@krazykave.com
THE END
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