The Epic Adventure of Anna May #1

MY STORY

Once upon a time about a month ago in math class. I was half asleep when I realized that I wasn't wearing any clothes. You have probably had that experience before. I felt like a million dollars, and I knew that soon I would have to call someone. My friend Emily had called me the previous day, and told me all about Evan's problem with the police, and I was a little worried about my sanity. Then, all of a sudden, I saw creeping towards me what I realized was the principal, and right then I realized I was rather unattractive! I remembered what the secret voice in my armpit had told me about a situation like this. It was very important that I not throw up all over everyone. Very calmly, I placed wads of gum over strategic locations and pulled on some pants. Before I knew it, it was over, and I told my friend to bring me some clothes. So you see, I really learned something, and I decided I had to tell you all about it.

  Signed:
    Anna May